Punch Line Houston
Visiting Punch Line Houston
Getting there & parking
Valet service is available at most shows. Surface and garage parking available with skybridge access from the Green Street garage located on Clay between Main and Fannin. Additional parking information can be found via Downtown Houston's interactive parking map.
Entry & venue rules
For more information including door times, show times, support acts and other FAQs please visit https://www.punchlinehtx.com. Live Nation is committed to providing a safe and secure environment for our guests to enjoy their visit at our venues. There is a 2 Beverage Minimum per person inside of the showroom. Heckling, Cell Phone Usage, Video Recording and Picture taking are strictly prohibited. Doors open one hour prior to early shows and 30 minutes prior to late shows, please arrive early to the venue to allow enough time for you and your guests to move through the queue and enter the venue. We encourage you to review our safety and security information below prior to arrival at the venue. Prior to entering the venue, guests will be searched (wand or walk through metal detection and/or pat downs) to ensure that none of the restricted items enters the building. We suggest you leave valuable and unnecessary items at home. You may be asked to empty your pockets of all items so that they can be examined. All alcohol and narcotic laws will be strictly enforced. All bags will be searched, no large bags or backpacks will be allowed. Restricted Items: (Keep in mind priority number 1 is to HAVE FUN! Just please do it without the items listed below) No guns, knives, weapons, pepper spray, projectiles of any kind, or any other item that could be used to inflict harm. Replicas of any type of weapon are NOT permitted. No drugs, drug paraphernalia or illegal substances of any kind. No outside food or drinks. No personal video cameras, Go-Pros, selfie sticks, drones, masks or laser pointers. No professional photo, video, or audio recording equipment - (including detachable lenses, tripods, zooms or commercial use rigs) No unsealed liquids or gels of any kind. No jewelry or clothing that could inflict harm. No large bags over (10 x 10), backpacks, Camelbacks or Bota bags. No stuffed animals or toys of any kind. This list of prohibited items is subject to change at the discretion of venue management Zero Tolerance for Drug Use or Possession. The use or possession of any illegal drugs will not be tolerated anywhere inside or outside the venue. Security personnel and narcotics officers will be working and enforcing all drug-related laws. Do not bring any illegal substances to the event as violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. If you are found impaired at the door, security will not allow you to enter the venue. Event staff reserves the right to refuse entry to anyone. Please come with a smile and be prepared to enjoy a fun filled night of knockout laughs! Safety and Medical Live Nation is dedicated to providing a safe environment. Security will be present throughout the entire event. The Security Staff will be available to assist your needs including any medical requests.
Children & age policy
Punch Line Houston is an 18+ venue.
Box office
The Box Office is open during events only.
Your phone is your ticket. All tickets are delivered electronically.
VISA, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover. We do not accept checks. The venue is cashless.
Venue information published by the ticket provider. Policies change, so check before you travel.
Getting around
Nearest transit
- Main Street Square (southbound) — 4 min walk · light_rail
- Bell — 5 min walk · light_rail
- Main Street Square (northbound) — 6 min walk · light_rail
- Central Station Rusk — 6 min walk · light_rail
- Central Station Capitol — 7 min walk · light_rail
- Central Station Main — 8 min walk · light_rail
Parking nearby
- Car park — 1 min walk
- GreenStreet — 3 min walk
- SP+ — 4 min walk
- Toyota Tundra Yellow Entrance — 5 min walk
- 5 Houston Center Garage — 5 min walk
- Toyota Tundra Garage — 5 min walk
Eat & drink nearby
- House of Blues Houston — 1 min walk · restaurant
- Guadalajara Del Centro — 1 min walk · restaurant
- Perk Coffee Shop — 2 min walk · cafe
- McCormick & Schmick's — 2 min walk · restaurant
- Otto's — 3 min walk · restaurant
- Chick-fil-A — 3 min walk · fast food
Surroundings from OpenStreetMap contributors, licensed under ODbL. Walking times are estimates.
Upcoming Events
Bad Parenting Comedy Tour
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Clint Coley
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Christopher Titus: Doomed To Repeat
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Keith Pedro: Job Your Love Tour
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Comedy Allstars
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...

Luke Kidgell - Live In The USA
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Josh Blue
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Santi Espinosa - ME Time (English/Spanish Show)
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Cynthia Lee Fontaine Presents: Drag Brunch at the Punch
Looking for the ultimate Houston drag brunch experience? Whether you're planning a bachelorette party, a birthday celebration, or just want a daytime drag show without the late-night crowd, this is yo...
Stoned vs Drunk vs Sober
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Lotto Marie & Friends
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Ron Taylor
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Keropi Sánchez: Remastered (En Español)
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Elizabeth Brunot
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Michael Yo
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Advisory Opinions: Live!
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Teachers Gone Bad Comedy: Loteria Ed.
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Calimar White: The Separation Tour
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Ola Dada
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Keith Alberstadt
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Chris Redd
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Chloe Radcliffe
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Gabby Bryan
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
The Medium Spicy Show
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
LeMaire Lee
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Ha Ha Holiday Allstars
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Michelle Collins
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Tre Tutson & Friends
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Andy Huggins
Doors will open 30 minutes prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are ...
Brooks Wheelan
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Joselito DaPuppet
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Funky Dineva Live
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Will Loden & Friends
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Erin Cholakian
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Janeane Garofalo
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...

Female Dads Tour
Doors will open 30 minutes prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are ...
Los Tíos Comedy Tour headlined by Flo Hernandez
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Jamie Wolf
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Harland Williams
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Sammy Obeid
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Salty Mom Comedy Tour
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Emily Catalano
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Isiah Kelly
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Nurse Georgie Carroll
Doors will open one hour prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are no...
Ruby Setnik
Doors will open 30 minutes prior to show time. This show is 18 & over with valid, government-issued photo ID. There is a two beverage minimum per person. Cameras and video/audio recording devices are ...